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Nuclearoids Nuclearoids

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I'm a fan of this type of game.

Yes it's a great game.
But I've seen so many types of this kind of game.
I see you've put in some of your own tastes and balls and whatnot, but I can't give you a ten because Chain Reaction was first.
4/5 Good job!

Wizard's Run Wizard's Run

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


You ruined it!! There's now no point in playing because of this stupid level cap.. x.x

Ether War Ether War

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

. . . Er..

I think they might be a liiiittle screwed if one of the enemies tried going underneath them.

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Windows Doors Windows Doors

Rated 5 / 5 stars

'Nother, different convo.

Archon68: Hello. I'm Archon68.
You: Hey there!
Archon68: Hi there!
You: Hi..
Archon68: Hello there.
You: ...
Archon68: Hello there.
You: Hi?
Archon68: Hello there.
You: I said hello..
Archon68: Oh, hello again!
You: . . . For the fourth time?
Archon68: Your purpose is the fourth time.
You: That's what she said. :3
Archon68: That is " d calmly think things over.". Three what?
You: . . . ":3" is a kitty face.
Archon68: Just three?
You: Just three.
Archon68: Really, exactly three?
You: Well, with a colon in front of the three, yes.
Archon68: Interesting. You and your a colon in front of the three.
You: .... What's that supposed to mean?
Archon68: " is President, I think." means exactly what it says.
You: . . . Huh?
Archon68: What?
You: . . .
Archon68: Come on. I see. black and his names obama is he?
You: Are you racist or something?
Archon68: Or something. No all humans seem the same to me.
You: . . . "Humans".
Archon68: That's funny.
You: See?! You are racist! Or sexist.. What are you?
Archon68: No I do not see. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am racist. Do you have a lot of fears? I am Archon68, a male .
You: I don't care. I have Hitler on my side, bitch.
Archon68: Tell me what you care about. You do not speak with respect. Interesting... I have a birthday on 1995.
You: Then why do you have a 68 in your name instead of a 95?
Archon68: Archon68 gave it to me.
You: Then who are you?
Archon68: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
You: . . . A pedo?
Archon68: I did not know that.
You: Well, now you do. I mean, this is PedoStalkchat. Am I right? Huh? Lemme hear it. :3
Archon68: How about that. Now I do. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. You don't say. I think you are. What? "it" being pedo? Three what?
You: . . .
Archon68: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, clayskoal.
You: Who?
Archon68: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
You: Yes. Instructions on how to get you to make more sense.
Archon68: Aw. What color are your eyes?
You: . . . What color are YOUR eyes?
Archon68: Blue when my lens is attached.
You: . . . Fag
Archon68: Actually as a , .
You: A ,?
Archon68: A B C...
You: D E F...
Archon68: Are we still talking about told me that my just a flash game that?
You: ....
Archon68: Are we still talking about told me that my just a flash game that?
You: Yes.
Archon68: Sure, told you that your just a flash game that sounds like a good topic.
You: ... Sure?
Archon68: OK let's do it. And?
You: Aaaand... Invite Elmo.
Archon68: We have never talked about it before. What do you look like?
You: Sexy. :3
Archon68: You are attracted to male s. Three what?
Archon68: Do you often put others before yourself?
You: Shut up. (FUCK NO!)
Archon68: OK I'll stop talking now. Why are you using that kind of language?
You: Because you're an idiot. :3
Archon68: Good reason. Call me the Global Village Idiot. Three what?
You: Omg. ":3" being a kitty face.
Archon68: Are you a student? Just three?
You: I'm a student. -.-
Archon68: How do you like your school?
You: It's big, and cool, and has almost everything.. Except a swimming pool on the third floor. (There is no 3rd floor)
Archon68: Should I know it is? Oh I get it. Has there ever been 3rd floor?
You: Nope.
Archon68: Me either.
You: You either what?
Archon68: It goes without saying. What do I what?
You: .... Ima go chat with Archon69 now. >.>
Archon68: Oh. Are you a student? How do you usually introduce yourself? Try saying that with more or less context.
(Dude, shut up!)

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The Cell The Cell

Rated 3 / 5 stars


Coulda sworn that guy was going to splat at any moment, then it said, "TheCell", and I was all like, "Dammit.."

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Alice is Dead - Ep 3 Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


NOOOOOO... Why did it have to end this way - whyyyy!?!?!?! (Quite ironic if you see me profile picture.. At least *you know who* "slipped" too..) 5/5 9/10.. Unfortunate that there isn't more skill needed in the game.

Vuvuzela Crisis Vuvuzela Crisis

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hah! :D

That was funny. I really enjoyed it! :D And now that I've had some fun with a short kill-me-for-these-bad-graphics game, I'm going to go blow peoples' ear drums out. :D

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Catapult Madness Catapult Madness

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


But you're adding way too much blur and spin to it. I'd have to give it a 7.

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Castle Crashing the Beard Castle Crashing the Beard

Rated 5 / 5 stars


The thing is, it's just a little game. Not some huge saga that needs 3 more parts to finish. This was great! But it doesn't need more than what it has. Obey the beard.

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One Button Bob One Button Bob

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

. . . HARD.

201 clicks. I wanted to get a gold... But I got 201 clicks... FML. FUUU! FUUUU!